Dad’s logic

So my dad and I were sitting watching tv when I got up to grab something from the kitchen, I saw buddy licking the bacon on the stove and was all like “oh snap my dog is a fucking idiot”. But the stove was just turned on so it wasn’t yet hot, the conversation afterward went like this:

Me: Buddy, why are you so dumb. Now that bacon has to be thrown out.

Dad: nah, it just started cooking.

Me: it was licked by the dog…

Dad: okay we’ll give it to mum.

Mum: what?

Dad and I: nothing.

I have no idea if he took the bacon off or not, sorry mum. ~Tara